"Welcome to McDonald's. How can we help you?"

I cried because Nikki and Paulo weren't in the church.

Roland Emmerich finally gets the courage to blow up the world… for real this time.

meh. I'm just looking for a reason to be fired…

Dumb
This is an E-Tragedy

Re-release
I hate how they re-release this DVD every spring.

I wish Armond White wrote for AV Club…

Aziz Ansari is a badass
Did you mean Aziz Ansari is a motherfuckin' badass?

TP
Beth Grant and Wendy Robie are different people?

BOO!
DOUBLE BOO!

Touche, Mr. Ingles

Anybody got 50 cents?
I can't wait for his appearances at screenings!

No woodblock, of course.

A Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution full-lenth album?

Well, I don't remember any of this happening when Bush was in office.

Scapegoat
I blame the rating system

DVR Boost
It's not that hard to get a a substantial percentage boost from DVR ratings when the show has very few viewers to begin with.

me no how type

TM
For a second, I thought this Tracy Morgan's new book… alas, this still looks pretty darn amazin'.

Chant
NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL!