Ugh, I recently read the whole series of novels, because I am a completionist, and they really drop off in quality. Not even getting into Clarke's stupid decision to make 2010 a sequel to the movie and not the book.

Are you dead or being unruly? Then we honestly don't care. We're too busy trying to run off the homeless guy who keeps looking at porn on the public facing computer or trying to find the parents to the very small unattended child who is going into hysterics in the middle of the room.

Yes.

Hey, that's a little harsh.

So, like, George W Bush?

SAME.

TOO SOON.

As am I.

I think Wizard and Glass is my favorite of all of his work.

Ugh, that made me NUTS as well, because the tape flips and then there's just so. much. silence. until "Physical" comes on.

You seem fun.

I'm with you on the top twenty idea. I also love North by Northwest and debated putting it on there in front of Strangers. Sabotage is great, as is the Birds, but I just don't like them as much as the others. Rear Window and Vertigo are great but I just feel so bad for the ladies in each that it makes me stressed out…

My absolute favorite Hitch is Notorious, but this is in my top 5 along with 39 Steps, Lady Vanishes, and Strangers on a Train.

You know, for kids!

I don't know, I'm not sure the lady graph can handle the commanding masculine presence of all those extra lines.

I remember first hearing of them as A Fire Inside from some of the punk sampler albums I used to buy (they were not very good). When they blew up as an Emo band in the early 2000's, I was super confused and did a lot of googling to confirm they were the same band.

The answer is obviously Tweak and Craig.

I want to see Dean totally broken by life. Also Logan lost all his money and has to work as a waiter now. And, I dunno, Jess still works at the bookstore, but he's also one of those sleazy creative writing profs who never works more than a year anywhere because he's always banging the co-eds.

I always saw the "boobless" one instead, which I guess gives me a window on what middle school boys thought about my assets 20 years ago.

NEVER FORGET LOWELL