Modern Lovers' "Girlfriend." THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GODDAMN SPELL GIRLFRIEND, OKAY?!?

It's "to shoot off the legs of his rival," 13 year old me would like you to know.

I don't know that it gets worse than "Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh / Put the pussy in a sarcophagus" We were listening to that album when some friends were over and everyone burst into laughter at that line.

Ugh, "The Hand that Feeds." He really made his rhyming dictionary work hard on that one:
"Just how deep do you believe?

The Young Guns II soundtrack that was all Bon Jovi was the first cassette I ever bought. The lyrics to "Blaze of Glory" are ridiculous:
"Well they tell me that I'm wanted

Founder's All Day IPA is just so damn drinkable it isn't even funny. Well, until it is, because of all the beer you've just consumed.

Oh man, that was some homebrew nonsense, and that's coming from a homebrewer.

Blueberry is tough because its flavor is pretty delicate in beer, unless you're using (ugh) extract. I've had varied success with brewing fruit beers, because the ratios of how much to use are all over the place. Also, I always use buckets for this, because I do not have the wherewithal to clean fruit chunks out of a…

If you're a 16 year old girl, maybe.

Looks like somebody's itching to get perma-banned from all Morrissey shows. IF YOU'RE LUCKY. If not, then it's on to hilariously inept murder attempts.

My homeroom teacher was similar, and she did not appreciate me asking if we had to watch the commercials, too, or if I was allowed to grab a few minutes of reading during that time.

Don't forget about Lisa Ling!

As long as someone is smashing words together nonsensically, I'm happy.

I had to scroll up to the beginning of the article to make sure that Bush, those poets of our time, were not the ones who wrote this song. Oh, STAN Bush, not the band Bush.

Mine was T2. At a friend's house. Possibly less scarring than the movie Lisa, which we watched when we were at my best friend's dad's.

Between the Wheelers and Mombi's Wall of Heads, the orcs in the Rankin and Bass Hobbit movies, and the bat from the Great Mouse Detective, I had some pretty messed up nightmares. Also, spent a long time convinced these things could someone open an entrance into our family's basement to get me.

My childhood!

You've already seen it in the article. What difference does reading it once more make?

Needs more dead babies. Could we get a tree of dead babies in here?

Czarina. What an excellent song.