I watched all the Beatdowns in one night, and ended up laughing so hard I started seeing stars. IT WAS AMAZING.

Only if every judges deliberation now ends with a sing-along.

By this time in season 4, both Sharon and Chad had already won twice. I prefer to have the wins spread out a little bit more.

And also have never won. Either one would be ideal for an emotional reaction.

"Cry for the cameras, sweetheart!"

That shirt would only have been appropriate if the heart in her rib cage was black and withered.

And the Tammie Brown talk show.

Coco asking what a Little Edie was was just her completely not getting a point.  Little Edie wouldn't have recognized any of the celebrities because OF COURSE SHE WOULDN'T HAVE.  It was a character moment, saying more about who she was than any of the other contestants.  Coco retaliated because she thought she was…

Seriously. It makes me long for the halcyon days of Chad Michaels. He may have beaten that Hunger Games horse to death in All Stars, but at least he wasn't wearing colored contacts while he did it.

But she knows her Janet Jackson!

You know it's an off-season when you find yourself hoping that Shangela will randomly pop up, just for the hell of it.

The missed punchlines are part of the fun.  See also Ru asking Mariah as Joan Crawford about wire hangers, and Mariah just sort of blanking completely.

She'd just play Jujubee.

Roxxxy. Totally someone I would stare at but wouldn't have the nerve to ask out.

That means she expects to see you cry onstage by the end of the season, just so she can lord it over Santino.  (Emotions being Santino's kryptonite.)

Oh, I agree with you there. There wasn't any escalation: that scene happens in the first episode, and then nothing follows through on until Peter's murder.  Frank's cold and calculating, but to jump from that to homicide is a stretch.

Isn't that the first time we meet Frank? That scene was not included so that we can marvel at how humane he really is.

Beyonce! *falls over*

I hear that if you get any member of ROLASKATOX to say the word "XOTAKSALOR," all three will return to the 5th dimension for the span of 90 days.

"Building up to this moment, there’s been no indication that Frank is as sociopathic as to kill somebody, no matter how deep his thirst for power."
Except that dog he kills in the first episode, right?