probably won't be able to after that impromptu vasectomy

Ellen Page and bloody, bloody hobo massacre.

DRIPPING WITH VM DEMANDS
I really don't want to know what that means when it involves a bunch of veronica mars fans.

UNBREAKABLE 2: BREAKIN 2 THA STREETS

At least I've had more than one good movie unlike NIGHT JAMBALAYA.

Also, using the term 'From The Mind of.." sounds so pretentious, like the director/producer had to be locked away in solitary for months just so they may have a chance of tempering their crazy genius into beautiful art.

Also that guy with the tie needs to be punched in the fucking face.

FUCK THIS GUY
TIRED OF HIS LAME SHIT.

The digital bloodshed is bullshit. I want to see the huge squib blowing shirts open carnage. Also fake blood and/or chunks hitting the camera is a nice touch.

Wow that was fucking hilarious.

he calls himself Willy Shortz, just makes it more of a surprise when he takes the ladies home.

what does that mean? There's a 50% chance she is his mom? A chance that you may or may not be doing her?

There are clearly not enough decapitations in kids films these days.

HOBO FUCKING JUSTICE
can't decide if this looks good or bad.