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Knifey James
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And milk moofs.

Can't wait to see him as Roquefort in a French Revolution movie.

Is Julia Roberts' secret that she has cancer? That's the only explanation I can think of for that wig.

On the other side of that coin, there was an article with the costume designer for Broad City where she emphasized their reuse of clothes. Three seasons later and Abbi still wears that blue dress.

All the dinosaurs were grounded by dust from that asteroid.

"The Flash is a scientist." "It's not the Flash!"

I think about that every time Flash and Arrow dwell on relationship drama.

The other series I always roll my eyes at while reading superhero wiki pages is Marvel Zombies, which sounds like a hot bag of trash.

I'd watch Wolverine v Hulk Hogan: Dawn of Spandex.

Having read the wikipedia synopsis for Old Man Logan, I really hope they don't go that route.

Hell, I saw it for the first time on YouTube and just the thought of it gives me goosebumps.

…because they can't climb out of that sinkhole.

[repeats joke three times in case audience didn't hear it the first time]

Just because I drew a picture of it doesn't make it canon.

And David never picked cheapo-knockoff movies that were purchased as part of a block and only clutter up the selection.

I shouldn't speak authoritatively on books I read ten years ago! Maybe King said he didn't own phone in the author's note.

Don't forget the Irish mom in Titantic!

His idea sounded like a feature-length montage of people around the world getting killed in different scenarios, so that's about right.

It's interesting that they ditched the angle of the hero not owning a phone; maybe that's inconceivable now (as opposed to just improbable when it came out).

In King's defense, he wrote this pretty early in the current zombie trend.