Zombieland

If someone's considering quitting their job, going on a reality show might make it easier to leave; either it goes well and you win, or you've got a 'fresh start' after. And "I went on a reality show" is a marginally better answer to "Why did you leave your last job?" than "I hated it".

Kind of a whooshing noise, right?

It's possible HBO has a weather machine and created the blizzard specifically so people have time to watch it.

"QT" is short for "cooties".

Blame my dad. At least twice, he's changed his mind about movies he initially loved because he found out they were less than 90 minutes. Said he felt like he didn't get what he paid for.

[zooms and enhances satellite feed] "We've got 'im."

"How do you get so big eating food of this kind?"

I hear construction is well underway on an immersive Chicagoverse experience where viewers can go and see fires, crime and health crises on a daily basis, as well as preview future shows like Chicago Cubs and Chicago Pizza.

If anything, he belongs in the next Mad Max movie.

Five-dollar footlong, etc

I always took it as meaning that, since it was unclear who the father was, he may as well have been all the inmates' son.

Some of the Force Awakens figures look as crappy as this; I wonder if Disney decided 6 year olds don't care about detail an articulation, so they really scaled back on those and saved that quality for the pricier collectable ones aimed at adults.

This guy was free-handing it, baby!

Looks like it would sauté real nice.

A few years ago someone sent me (As a joke) an instructional video of a guy giving himself a bowl cut and I still get suggestions for self-bowl cuts.

Yes, his segments were heartbreaking. It seemed like he'd tell anyone what they wanted to hear so he could get back to video games and WrestleMania. I also felt terrible every time someone talked about his low IQ while he was sitting right there.

Everything we do is dramatic and flamboyant.

Scootin' 2: McLectric Boogaloo

I'm too busy thinking about Lorenzo Music