The promos trimmed that down to "How To Live", which is also a terrible title.

Waiting on work to let out so I can go to the airport and cry to the customer service in the hopes of getting a new flight, as I just found out the old one has been delayed to the point I won't be able to make a connection. May be flying on Christmas again… grr.

Is the Taco Bell gimmick account still bongin' around?

There's a big room full of Aleve at Jeopardy! HQ and he'll just help himself to handfuls of 'em.

I saw A Christmas Story as a kid, and then in pieces and parts over the years because of the marathon, but a few years ago my brother and I stayed up late drinking on Christmas Eve with the marathon on in the background. Seeing it a few times back to back really soured me on the movie, because of how mean-spirited the…

When either of them wants an Oscar, there's the script.

He's also the most overplaid actor.

That part really takes me out of it, but nothing beats the drop under the popcorn, or the scenic ride over the soda.

I want the film roller coaster in every theater. It belongs in the Library of Congress film registry.

They're really trying to force them as minion-esque mascots.

AMC's pre-show stuff is ridiculous. A simple text card asking people to turn off their phones would be just as effective as the looong animation they show instead. No one's here to watch that.

You can't pay back taxes with a dinosaur skull because IRS stands for "Federal Bunch of Sticklers"

Not if he still owns that pyramid. It's full of valuable grain!

Judging by the February release date, you and Fox both.

I'm sure that's been explored in some dark corner of the internet.

These will make Disney's under-construction Avatar Land less confusing to children born after 2009/everyone.

Jeopardy isn't aired on ABC everywhere; it's syndicated, and I think Sony produces it.

I hadn't made that connection… if Josh is Gob, is permanent-student, youngest child Ali baby Buster?

I have seen it! And Cena was a delight in it, for several reasons.

"…with friendship."