"Okie dokie, T-800! Hole on to your potatoes!"

Years ago there was a great essay detailing the environmental devastation the Death Star wreckage would have wreaked on Endor and the Ewoks. Maybe their mutant spawn will make an appearance in the new trilogy as they fight for workers' comp.

Unless these will be revealed to be part of a shared universe, and in a few years Jennifer Lawrence will team up with Jennifer Lawrence to fight Jennifer Lawrence.

That was one of my favorite arcs, but then they retconned it away in the Ultimate Secret Infinity Crisis.

Here's hoping.

"I don't even stream a Netflick."

Or Cash or Hope, unlike ten years ago.

You may have missed the fire by 997 years.

Regardless, these are all pretenders to the throne; the one true master of peanuts is the Man From Plains.

I believe it was Senator Graham who was concerned about the handful of poisoned peanuts in a 5 lb bag, when he shouldn't be eating five pounds of peanuts in one sitting to begin with.

It was a good year for the band in the Mos Eisley cantina.

I saw one of the French ones that applied the filter to a rainbow profile picture leftover from Pride/the Supreme Court ruling, which had a nice plaid effect. I hope they add the lightsaber to it, along with each new filter until the end of Facebook/time.

I'd wager that half, if not more, of these movies are about a conflict between the big city and small towns, business versus home, and they all end the same way: with the protagonist telling their family to make like a turkey and stuff it; I'm spending the holidays at the office!

He's working on his alternate history series imagining the world if Grindelwald had won the wizard war.

His films are dy-no-mite!

City folk just don't understand.

Exactly; all that money would be nice now, but there's no way you could have gotten 7 year old me to trade a future fortune for all the time I spent playing with the toys. (It also helps ease the pain that the ones I was playing with were the 90s figures that don't seem to be worth anything now.)

I was the same age; saw it a few times in theaters, and rewatched it a lot on home video (which probably prolonged my enjoyment of it, because I could fastforward from leaving Naboo to… arriving back on Naboo). I think it took until I got the DVD to realize "Hey… there's not much I do like about this movie."

Maybe that's the real difference between timelines.

"Star Wars Minute" is a few weeks in to the Phantom Menace and they've been asking all the guests their "Phantom Menace number" (how many viewings it took to sour on the movie) and it's usually 5+, so even if Force Awakens is a dumpster fire, it'll still sell a few tickets apiece to fans.