Preferably piloting a giant robot, and fighting monsters from another dimension.

(disgraced GOP) (Presidential candidate)

His line "Morality sucks" suggests they aren't, but then again he doesn't have any trouble climbing in and out of her bedroom window.

Yikes!

Glen in Nightmare on Elm Street is a virgin and dies (though he complains about it when he and Nancy overhear Rod and Tina upstairs, and dies watching 'Miss Nude America', so maybe he wasn't virgin enough).

The "dark meat" line doesn't even make sense, because she wasn't the first black character Freddy met. (Side note: Nightmare on Elm Street 5 is the rare horror movie where the black friend survives.)

I don't see faces,

It's a vibrant online community.

I'd be surprised if this title doesn't get hacked down to something like Fat Wife. Like when How To Live With Your Parents For The Rest Of Your Life became How To Live.

Free Giants and Steelers tickets?

Some day someone will be nominated for an Oscar for the movie about her movie's troubled production.

The champagne of baby formulas.

Why are they so beautiful, and yet we look so creepy?

Please don't defame a member of the ginger community; we have it hard enough as it is.

I've never seen L.A.; what I'm getting from this video is that it's the same movie as New York but with terrible CGI.

Didn't that come out in 2000?

We've banished him to the purgatory of a talk show no one watches, so problem solved/you're welcome.

Degrassi: The Next Generation did do a zombie Halloween special, but unfortunately it wasn't canon. They shouldn't shy away from such hot-button issues.

There it is!

There's Something About Maze-Running