Or a reverse-Modest Proposal situation in the resource-starved future.

…Posting from disused missile silos.

The burps took some adjusting to, but now it's an element of the show I real appreciate: the way the characters stutter and stammer gives the show verisimilitude. Except for all the, you know, portals and monsters and whatnot.

I also have to think we've already seen the worst Star Wars movie.

"Jayne was killed on his way back to his home planet."

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still not coming to Netflix."

Mirror…

I believe he got his start writing spy thrillers under the Robert Ludlum brand.

It collapsed on itself.

You could just go to the lobby and get yourself a treat during the title sequence.

Daniel Craig's Bond is mopey, but not that mopey.

Yeah, there was no need for a Crash 2 after the first one solved racism.

Isn't that show on Spike? This is basically a made-for-Spike movie that's making a brief detour in theaters before playing on Spike every Sunday afternoon.

The Car Plays Itself

I think one of the early "Great job, internet!"s was Culkin getting stung by bees as Yakety Sax plays, which I thought merited at least a good job, internet.

[BB8 rolls away in a huff]

Can't wait until post-grunge comes to Ethiopia.

Hopefully you followed up with a meal at a roach-infested Mexican restaurant.

[puts mask over eyes and grabs a little satchel with a dollar sign on the side]

His character on Difficult People is pretty toned down compared to Parks or Billy on the Street.