I'd like to see Michael Shannon bite off some fish heads.

No, they call it that because of the winos.

IIRC, he wrote both Hannibal and Hannibal Rising because the studio was going to make those movies regardless of his participation, so he really half-assed them.

Even with their padding, I don't think the football players will fare much better jumping from that high up.

She would make a terrible cheerleading coach. "For our first day of practice, we'll be working on 'leaps from the top of abandoned mills'."

It took me a long time to like Sam's Town because of how they hyped it up before it came out. Brandon Flowers said in an interview that it was going to be better than Dark Side of the Moon (or some other 'all time great' album). Once I was able to separate it from that (which in retrospect was probably sarcasm) I…

Or "are you human or are you dancer".

"Ladies, gentlemen, it is finished; after years of searching we've finally found the one, true Hate Song."

The movie was listed on my local theater's marquee as "Where Are Your Friends" which I like to think was the work of a frustrated theater owner griping about losing a screen's worth of ticket sales to a movie no one asked for.

10/10 anecdote, would read again.

Is 'Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence attending a Billy Joel concert' not an adequate substitute?

Or Chicago Hope.

Even with the thousands of available minifigs, someone would have to get pretty creative to do any of the runway looks justice.

If this one does well, expect a stop-motion Lego version of RuPaul's Drag Race some time next month.

Nothing embarrassing, just a lesser James Bond movie I hadn't seen.

It's not their fault that the American public forgets about mass-killings in less than a week.

I can remember the last time I watched a movie on one. I was at Blockbuster (ha!) in that period after DVDs had grown past having a single shelf, but before they'd entirely replaced VHS, so they were just mixed together. The movie I wanted was only available on VHS and the whole run time the picture was drifting or…

There was one like this the other day, where the title was just a plot detail.

Depends on the crowd. When the trailer played before Age of Ultron (IMAX, opening weekend but still 6 months after the trailer debuted) people went nuts.

You're born a schmuck, you'll die a schmuck. Welcome to hell, idiot.