I think I learned how to do (and was required to use) bibliographies in third grade, so that excuse really doesn't hold water.

"To be fair, the idea that plagiarism is dun wrong is very recent." - Knifey James' legion of interns

Wikipedia says it played in a single theater for one week, grossing only $309.

Especially if Jared delivered them personally.

What about the post about Feldman's birthday party? Or Kirk Cameron's?

Every time I see him and Jane Curtin as the Coneheads in that car insurance commercial, I wonder if we should have some sort of 'dignified irrelevance' retirement fund for aged celebrities.

Vegas also has all-you-can-eat buffets, which would trump any extra calories from fried Twinkies/Snickers/butter.

"The Galactic Senate gives the floor to the delegate from Tig Notaro…."

[removes helmet to investigate friendly-looking critter from another planet]

That was a pretty common occurrence with family sitcoms: the adult actors on shows like Good Times, Webster and Family Matters complained (and sometimes quit) over the focus of the show shifting from 'real' situations to the cute/wacky kid's hijinks.

Save it for Prometheus 2, space hippie!

It's just two men celebrating each other's strength.

"Two comics walk in to a Thunderdome…"

"GrandmaDelinquent used to be a 10, now she's a 6 at best."

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

Both of the big Alabama schools have confusing mascots. Bama's mascot is an elephant, but also the Crimson Tide which I guess doesn't lend itself as well to a costume. Auburn are the tigers, but then there's also the war eagle.

"Just havin' some bros with my beers!"

Or just a reminder that prolific American actor Morgan Freeman continues to be so.

The book is interesting. Shame they cast so many pouty British men.

Ricky Coogin is posting from the Berenstein universe.