"The atmosphere… Is the biggest dome of all."

"I'm not arresting you any more."

Wade Boggs' Carpet World!

He's racing to the plane to prevent the 9/11 attacks.

Prediction: the parents push for the trial, but the child secretly has doubts and asks her teacher to tell her more about this God fellow.

He also wimped out on saying "Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others" during his Kang-or-Kodos impression.

Boxing an alien for little more than galactic bragging rights.

All the rats are forced to share their bread with him.

Only if there's a post-credits scene of the rest of the study group standing next to a broken-down van on the side of the road.

That's for the next trilogy, 50 Shades of Yellow. (The second installment involves a trip to the urologist.)

I've really got to stop going to the movies with him.

Groot! Is! Our! Last! Hope!

Did you crush your old glasses in quiet rage?

And Sam Worthington's cyborg-ness in Salvation.

Ghost Town! I went there on a day trip at summer camp… threw up on the first ride and spent the rest of the day sitting on a bench with a counselor.

With 'Yakety Sax' playing.

Isn't Santaland in Cherokee, too? As kids my siblings and I begged to go there and my mom had a hard time convincing us we'd only be disappointed.

Our only chance at a nanobot movie and he blew it!

If there's a cameo by the talking orangutan from Next, then we're… well, we're talking.

I was hoping for Prey. Nanobot clouds! So cool.