Michael's cover voice
I actually thought it was kind of hilarious. It was grating, for sure, but something about the way he played that restaurant scene with it was pretty funny.

It's a rhinophant, right? Or an elephant-0?

He is currently awaiting triage.

The problem with the GI Joe property
is that seemingly no one remembers that it was a pretty fun, decently-written war (?) comic. It was couched in all the ridiculous shit everyone saw on the cartoons (crazy vehicles, completely unrealistic villains), but with a little more gravity, which is to say that people…

I respectfully request a copy of your term paper where you elucidate for us the effects of the Apatow Cultural HegemonyTM on a post-industrial society. Please use the word "aegis" as many times as possible.

Body Riddle, Harmony in Ultraviolet, Los Angeles…
These omissions disappoint me. In general I would say the AV Club's coverage of electronic music disappoints. It's understandable that there aren't a lot of electronic music features, but I feel like it's pretty rare for you guys to even review electronic albums that…