Channel 10 use to air an edited version of Mean Girls so they could get it into a PG timeslot.

We've got a Labor government so we're in the "none at all" according to everyone over 60 I know. Plus, it's the Fringe so anything goes. Mere hours ago I saw a drunk guy kiss a police horse on the arse.

The one where Mallory goes off to boarding school was my last. I have this really strong memory of reading it in the car and finishing just as we pulled into my grandfather's driveway and realising it was going to be my last. Had I known there was only going to be another five I probably would have stuck with it.

A Christian guitarist, an upper-class guitar player and a pope work through class, anger and love in the 1980s.

Yeah, there can be a real competitive vibe, especially on the forums and at the meetups. There's always people that are like "this year I'm aiming for 3 million words, I find 50,000 just too easy", Someone from my region managed to get to 51,000 words on the first day last year. You know you shouldn't let it bother…

Badly.

Good news, then! Australia still has crispy M&Ms, so if you're desperate… (although I think they taste slightly different? We also have crispy mint M&Ms, which are my favourite.)

BI-POLAR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Sheldon has a long list of rules for living in the apartment. How is that not ordering Leonard around?

I'm already dreading the Katrina flash-back episode they're definitely going to do, eventually.

Mork and Mindy?

Witches within witches….

He literally said "I don't even own a TV!"

My top one of the week; "Want to lose weight? Simple take 8 sips of water before every mouthful of food!"

We had a "drink every time someone is wearing a hat" for Titanic. Which was a mistake, but it gets you nice and drunk right at the beginning of the movie.

The Adventures of Shirley Holmes > Elementary

It's like someone went "Hey, remember The Nanny? How could we make that worse?" (Disclosure: I loved the crap out of The Nanny when I was young.)

Porn version: "Guinea Pig with Grindr"

Similarly asshole-ly; whenever there was a pedophile scare at my school they'd make us go to the toilets in pairs, which I liked because you could pick your friends to go with you and talk and stuff.

It's nice, though, because after reading this I hate them both, equally. EQUAL HATE.