I get it!

But it's not. It's actually safer to be a child now than it was when you were a child (or when your grandparents were alive, or at any time). Crime, traffic accidents, predators; all at their lowest rates now.

Look, I know this is two days too late, but:

The Daily Mail… seriously? What's wrong with you? (Other than the inability to use paragraphs and proper punctuation.)

Between the comments here and the ones on The Guardian's article, I managed to cross a lot of mine off. http://imgur.com/y2ZKckG

Did you not read the other comments? Because if you did, explaining this is going to make me feel sad for you.

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Jesus, calm the fuck down, Laura.

He used the bark of the tree. There was no tree homicide.

The speech Jenny gave to the little kid about sisters was great. I don't often get weepy over TV, but I have a little sister and sister stuff always gets me.

I had a similar thought a few episodes ago. That she was a time-traveller and/or was sent by someone to keep an eye on/lean a hand to Crane. But I couldn't tell if what I was picking up was actually something or just Sleepy Hollow being shitty at period pieces.

During the treehouse scene her father is casually raking leaves in the background. Because when one of your kids is in a coma and the other is clearly traumatised is the perfect time to get around to those chores you've been putting off?

Are you thinking of this line from Bart Gets Famous?

Any show that uses a Magnetic Fields song is alright with me.

Great, now I'm imagining them kissing.

Could be worse. Could say something like; "hi, i'm your bag of chips and i have no colours* or flavours. you won't get fluro orange fingertips by eating me either. And greasy chip hands on your jeans? not going to happen with me, mister!"

Has the show got to the point where she's wearing turtlenecks full-time so that poor actor doesn't haven't to spend 8 hours in a make-up chair yet? If not, I'm happy to take bets.

I just read 3 of the comics yesterday and they were great, but…

When I took my test I was so nervous that when they handed me the test and told me to fill it out I started doing it on the spot, at the desk. The person had to (very nicely, to their credit) say to me: "You could go fill it out at those tables and chairs over there, where all those other people are taking their…

He has a time machine that travels in both space and time.