Want to know how to make Total Recall seem less crappy then it actually is? Have it as the second movie in a three movie marathon with Resident Evil: Retribution and The Amazing Spider-Man.

Want to know how to make Total Recall seem less crappy then it actually is? Have it as the second movie in a three movie marathon with Resident Evil: Retribution and The Amazing Spider-Man.

Aw, man, I wanted to be the first fat Australian chick to host the MTV awards.

Aw, man, I wanted to be the first fat Australian chick to host the MTV awards.

SEE YOU IN HELL 2 BROKE GIRLS.

SEE YOU IN HELL 2 BROKE GIRLS.

"Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you turn your head slightly."

"Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you turn your head slightly."

Sheriff Lobo?

Sheriff Lobo?

Even though I've never seen it, I'm going to preemptively say the original, Australian version of The Strange Calls is the superior version. This is my bandwagon, feel free to jump on.

Even though I've never seen it, I'm going to preemptively say the original, Australian version of The Strange Calls is the superior version. This is my bandwagon, feel free to jump on.

It's a remake of an Australian show, though, and we don't have Mad Libs.

It's a remake of an Australian show, though, and we don't have Mad Libs.

I can't wait for the Underbelly set in the future!

I can't wait for the Underbelly set in the future!

Same. I can watch the panel parts many times, but I always skip the fake ads on repeat watchings. If I need to go the toilet that's when I do it.

Same. I can watch the panel parts many times, but I always skip the fake ads on repeat watchings. If I need to go the toilet that's when I do it.

He looks like a cast member of a David E Kelly show.

He looks like a cast member of a David E Kelly show.