Yeah, but your date will be waiting in Istanbul. Because of the Turks.

Yeah, but your date will be waiting in Istanbul. Because of the Turks.

It's probably acceptable because joining the Hitler Youth was law. You did it or you faced being sent to a reeducation camp. I'm not saying the pope or the church isn't evil, just that using membership to Hitler Youth as proof that he's evil is bull. He's done a lot worse a lot more recently.

It's probably acceptable because joining the Hitler Youth was law. You did it or you faced being sent to a reeducation camp. I'm not saying the pope or the church isn't evil, just that using membership to Hitler Youth as proof that he's evil is bull. He's done a lot worse a lot more recently.

What kind of melons?!

What kind of melons?!

I bet Todd doesn't even know she won two Logies and is a "roller skating champion". Or that she invented a device that changes hem lengths without sewing!

I bet Todd doesn't even know she won two Logies and is a "roller skating champion". Or that she invented a device that changes hem lengths without sewing!

I would like to introduce you to Paul. Paul Hiscock. - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

I would like to introduce you to Paul. Paul Hiscock. - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

I though it meant "Mob Doctor".

Reading something like that makes me glad YouTube exists. 30 minutes ago I didn't know this was something that had happened and now I've seen it twice.

Reading something like that makes me glad YouTube exists. 30 minutes ago I didn't know this was something that had happened and now I've seen it twice.

I'm 23 and while I knew of Urkel and got the reference, I wouldn't have been able to tell you the name of the show he was from. I know for a fact my friends wouldn't have got the Full House reference because I have used it myself to blank stares. The ones who have heard of Full House have never seen it.

I'm 23 and while I knew of Urkel and got the reference, I wouldn't have been able to tell you the name of the show he was from. I know for a fact my friends wouldn't have got the Full House reference because I have used it myself to blank stares. The ones who have heard of Full House have never seen it.

We're Nazis on the moon, We carry a harpoon…

We're Nazis on the moon, We carry a harpoon…

They got robbed by the David Hyde Pierce/Joel McHale hybrid?

They got robbed by the David Hyde Pierce/Joel McHale hybrid?

Yes. To me it tastes like flat Pepsi.