I can't speak for the other internet hipsters, but I could never stand any of the characters. Especially the wife. That's not to say I didn't watch a shitload of episodes. It was that or do my homework or go outside (and there was snakes and shit outside).

…I've always found the morning weather to be very emotional. Partly sunny, look at that.

I just sit in the corner crying, drinking and ironically singing S Club 7 songs.

Except they won't be sending the kid off to preschool for three or so years. If they've already made it to the "got to get my kid into this school by any means" stories they're not going to last that long.

I can't let it slide, so…

I saw The Descendants at a preview showing at 9PM on New Year's Eve. It was full of middle aged, George Clooney-loving women. At one point, right near the end, after this women in front of us had gotten to the point of crying so hard she was snorting every three seconds, me and the guy sitting next to me (one of the…

Weirdly enough I have the first California Diaries right next to me (my mum found it in her closet for some reason). I'd forgotten that all had those dramatic fragments on the front. First book says; "Friends. Changes. Together. Alone." Which made me a laugh a little too much.

In Australia you can say shit after 7PM. 
(I looked it up after I hear it said at quarter past seven, on a news program, no less.)

I tip my hat to you, good sir.

"List of Fictional Hares and Rabbits"

I give up; I can't find Waldo.

Grease taught me if the guy I like isn't paying me any attention I should change everything about me until I find a version of myself he likes (and I can do that by dressing slutty).

MPK writing it explains the reference to masturbation five minutes in. Some really dirty fanfiction is going to be written because of it.

That was my favourite, too.

Are you saying she's the female Michael Cera?

My expectations are way too high! It can't possibly live up to them!

Wait, that picture's of The Killing? Are you sure it's not the Russian version of Fringe?

…. Sigh.

Ignore this one, too.

Except there's a difference between saying "I don't really want 30 Rock to do well because I love Community" and "you shouldn't watch 30 Rock because it's got Community's timeslot". Nothing Community fans (and my Greendale Human Beings t-shirt and icon would like to point out I am one) would have changed 30 Rock's…