::Lori/Carl/Carol is going to start talking::

I heard her previous husband was also a man with honor.  What a dumb statement for her character to make.  It really does seem that they just pick random characters to make random statements to get the plot rolling.

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They SPEAK so WELL!

THE HOT CARL?

I seriously thought it was a zombie walking into the barn while it was unfocused.  That would have been a lot cooler.  MORE ZOMBIES PLEASE.

I wonder how Zombie Milk tastes?

That's a good point.  How could a zombie sneak up on you in an open field?  Couldn't he hear the zombie's chants of "BRRRAAAAAIIINNSSS…"?

I was too busy doing my happy dance that one of these morons are no longer going to be wasting airtime with their whiny rants.  MORE ZOMBIES PLEASE.

He must have eaten his Jackass Wheaties that morning.

Why "yanking the kids leg off the iron" wasn't the first option, over "removing his entire leg while zombies are closing in", I will never understand.  Plus, given that the kid was minutes earlier taking pot shots at them, the fact that they would even give a rat's ass about him seems pretty absurd.

LASM Association!

What do you mean I couldn't be the President of the United States of America?  Tell me something - it's still "We the People", RRRRIGHT?!?!

Come on, you didn't like Lord of War?  Even a little bit?

JEOMK!

Sounds like a plan!

Failed firstie comment on a firstie?

You need a new game.

Prediction:  sex tape leak in two months.

Fucking mentioning the great Mike Patton on a F-grade Korn review.  How DARE you, Jason Heller!!!