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My wife and I noted when we watched the episode - they really don't seem as gaunt as in season's past.  Abundance of fish and/or coconuts?  Are they intentionally picking locations with ample food sources now, to avoid sickly looking contestants by season's end?

And this is the show's semifinals.  Sad.

My behind-the-scenes question - the barn o' zombies.  Were they all loaded in at the same time?  If so, how does one successfully "round up" a herd of zombies without being bitten themselves, or damaging their zombified loved ones?  Assuming that they were not loaded up in the barn at the same time - how does the

I also noted that someone obviously missed a line during the weekend update rap.  The whole thing felt pretty forced.  Blah.

And he might know about "Wooden, January Jones"

Pete's going to slam Betty next season?!  Kickass.

The real question is, is there anyone in that group that won't be completely embarrassed by the horribleness of their haircuts in 10 years.  And why are there wings on their shoes?  So so stupid.

It's all about the Benjamin!

The apocalypse is still pretty fresh - I'm guessing they could still get their hands on some beauty products.  But, I understand what you're saying.  They probably wouldn't have awesome haircuts and clean fingernails.  And I do agree - they added a lot of soap opera bullshit to what should have been awesome zombie

You watched "8-Mile" on Encore yesterday too?

Olivier had it coming, whereas the girls didn't.  Olivier touts himself as an expert in menswear, the girls definitely did not.  Seemed like a pretty straightforward elimination to me.  They say they don't look at previous weeks' work, but you know that is garbage.  It was time for him to depart.

SHENANIGANS!

Yeah, that might have made for a SHITTY premiere if the boobs weren't able to get on that plane, hmmm?  No one gets eliminated, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION NEXT WEEK!  … but one of the groups is still stuck in LA, so there's that… 

Juuu are a cock-a-rrroach!

I can't believe that Mikayla didn't speak up AT ALL when Brandon admitted to the whole tribe that he planted that idea to the other women to vote for her.  "I'm only the most athletic woman BY FAR on the team; I have caused no riffs with ANYONE;  I haven't once (at least from what is seen on the footage shown to the

Based on the preview for next week, with Mikayla sobbing on the beach by herself, it sounds like you may get your wish.

I think cutting out Galt's speech would just about do it.

I would install iTunes just to buy that shit.  DROP IT!

Maybe they were too busy with their modeling careers to waste time on ANTM.

Nope.