I updated my OKC profile photos with some shots from my vacation, which was necessary because I'm 40+ pounds lighter now than in the earlier pictures. However, since said vacation has ended, I've gone from light stubble to a full beard, have no pictures which reflect this new change, and cannot seem to produce a…

How is 8.2/10 "disastrous"? That's an unreasonable standard, Doc!

Weight Loss/Fitness Thread

It was great! I did indeed! Thank you!

It's 91 degrees here in Manhattan (only 53% humidity though), which is fucking bullshit. I grew a beard on vacation expecting it to be fall when I got back. It was hardly ever this hot in August.

I Watched Drinking Buddies the Other Night but It's Way Too Late to Talk About It in the Comments of the Actual Review Thread.

All Star Superman is arguably the best Superman story ever.

"Raspberry Beret," as covered by Hindu Love Gods, aka Warren Zevon and the dudes from REM who weren't Michael Stipe.

NFL – The New York Football Giants
MLB – New York Yankees
NBA – The only way I could care less about basketball is if it were hockey.
NHL – See above.

Neither do I. It makes just as much sense as literally any other explanation he could have given.

"Sheryl Crow has an entire terrible song about this."

@JudgeReinhold:disqus Well, sure, but what DOESN'T?

I have never had the problem of having to gain weight, but… and I swear to God I'm not trying to be a smartass here… have you tried just eating more? I'm not saying start eating constantly or snacking all the time, just double your portions. Instead of one bowl of Cheerios (or whatever) for breakfast, have two.…

You know what, @avclub-8dd007f4a97be79c135c67999bf5b27e:disqus , I never thought of it, but I'm the same way. When the treadmill is counting down from 60 it's a constant uphill battle, but when I start it over and it's counting up I feel like I can go forever. I'm going to try it that way tomorrow. Thanks!

@JudgeReinhold:disqus "This will come in incredibly handy if I'm ever in a situation where two exact clones of me are sitting on my shoulders and I need to stand up in order to save the world."

Even when I was at my 350+ pound worst, eating fast food like it was my job, I never touched McDonald's burgers. Never liked them, not even sure why.

I would gladly look into plank challenges if somebody would tell me what the hell a plank is.

I'm going to do both, eventually- apparently the situps described in that program are more akin to crunches, but whatever; it's a six-week program for each (there's one for squats and pullups as well), and my current plan is to stagger them, doing one for three weeks, adding another, then switching to a third when the…

Good for you, way to keep at it!

I'm spending four days with a friend in Oregon, and five with my family in California. The friend in Oregon has already promised that we won't be doing any crazy eating binges- which we did the last time I went to visit him, five years ago when we were both younger, stupider and seemingly actively attempting to drown…