Would've been funnier if you'd said "That was Taylor Hackford."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?"
"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."

Yeah, hi, Roy.

Saw the "I'll Be Me" documentary a couple of years ago… in fact, shortly after seeing a different documentary about "The Wrecking Crew" (of which he he was a part, of course). Very powerful stuff.

"It starts all day and it flows all night…"

Rohrabacher.

I often need a nap after shooting off a good wad.

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

If it's any consolation, my affair with both of them is now over.
( Well, "pretty much over"… )

You were young once…?
Ewwww.

"OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOD"

Wait, wasn't she, like, 15…?
Ewwww.

Now, is this your real wife or your imaginary wife?

Something-something Burt Ward.

"Short-fingered vulgarian."

The recent presidential election would confirm that hypothesis.

Thanks, Macca!

With a dry, cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.

I just hope to hell he told the arresting officer "That'll do, pig … that'll do."