He's not Godzilla. He's not even Ken.

Well, since you asked so nicely, here it is elsewhere:

See what happens when you dump George Will and Chris Cilliza?

"And, Ed… lose the glasses."

I personally know one of people whose tweets are quoted above (Ted Genoways).
He's a damn good bloke.
What's more, his tweet-thread from last night got so much attention, the Washington Post asked him to expand it into an editorial… which he did:

God, we ruin everything!

Whoever guessed that such a pretentious band could be so pompous?

Gloucester from King Lear?

By the way, Spidey, I just saw your film — dude, your aunt is hot!

"I'm A Believer"…?

Oedipus Fire.

"I can see you bending over a hot stove… but I can't see the stove."

Come on — he must have just stole that idea from someone else!

The business-casual kilt… only at J.C. Lumpy's.

Whose idea was the crappy music?

"Brundle-Thor."

Nah, the other guy! The chap from a galaxy far, far away…

Oh, nearly forgot — Dietrich was a total trip:

"Fish" = not a good show, but he was a great character on "Barney Miller."

Definitely not a drama. Just a placidly-paced comedy.