( I'm surrounded by fancy boys! )

Take that, people who give a damn!

Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Monday, July 24. All times are Eastern. All efforts are pathetic.

Second comes right after first!

The Christopher Nolan film?

Just make your own.

"… Sadaharu Oh has left and gone away…"

He was just gonna watch "Police Academy" again anyways.

"Mrs. Kurosawa, you're trying to seduce me…!"

Nah, I'm a WNBA referee.

I had a blind date once that didn't go anywhere… but she did blow my mind when she mentioned the 1950's film "A Face In The Crowd" out of nowhere.

( Okay, then… )
GO SUCK AN EGG!

My god! All these years of chest-gazing and I've just been looking at tits!

Oh, yeah — MST3K can be a godsend.

( Wait — how did his name-tag reveal his favorite film? )

I'm in CST — so you're already old here.

( Some assembly required… )

They should at least be singing doo-wop in the background.

Whair's his hair ?!?

Why not both?