"Sleep clinic"…?
You fool — you should be at the "awake clinic!"

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

"YOU'RE NOT MY STRIDE-MOTHER !!!"

Also, this:

"San Francisco International"…?

Speaking of why un-cooperative passengers can be a problem on a flight:

Seriously, if I'm on that flight, I want everyone to co-operate calmly with the flight attendants.

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

"Remember now — your name is Mike Thompson."
"I gotcha."
"Hello, Mr. Thompson."
"…………………. "

Mister Dikachu, where do you even put your Tic Tacs?

"Wait a minute. I know you! You're Ted McGinley. You ruin television shows!"

Nebraska, sadly, sounds like they might comply (they just want some more info first):

Here you go:

You just know that, at his next trial, he's gonna be phrasing everything in the form of a question.

I'll just comment $800.

They can do both.

The vodka was real, right?

That's ridiculous — buses don't float!

"What's the deal with dysentery…?"

All thanks to one man: "Doc" from The Love Boat.