Wanna play for the Knicks?

I want to say… "Burt Reynolds?"

Take off the high heels, Fred.

Sorry. I'm 6' 2".

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

That's from The Declaration of Independence, right?

Your johnson has an out of date Blockbuster card, doesn't it?

Griffin was wrong. And her paper-mache bloody-head thing was wrong… just like any and all dipshitz who hung any sort of Obama-figure in effigy were wrong, too.

Gotta tune that E string.

I love DVD's.
They're simple and they're round and you can put them on your bookshelf.

"All those people down there are getting divorced because of you, Davey…"

At least that one guy actually apologized for over-reacting/his stupidity…

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GONNA GET DEFUNDED!

What about that one time you stood next to that guy in an "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt?

"… but we call it 'maize' !"

"Don't trust whitey… lord loves a working man…"

If you'd left Twinkies in the oven, you would've come home to find a fully functional time-portal to the 8th Dimension.

Mother?

"Our hideous jackass of a president!"

NORM !!!