Maybe… although I find it unlikely that they ever discussed this type of scenario in advance.

Glad you can joke about bloodshed.

The Cage/Travolta film?!?

Respectfully disagree.
As a sign of respect, the game should be postponed, at least for a week or two (… and at least until the prognosis of Scalise is more definitive).

No, no — we keep the flags.
We just change everything… else.

Seriously… can we just call a "mulligan" on this entire day?

Honestly, I feel terrible for kids growing up in the age of the internet.

Exactly. Hell, that's half a step away from Jonestown Kool-Aid.

See, this guy gets it!

Do you hear me complaining about the bidets?

"It's just like sports—!"
"No…"
"No, really! It is!"
"Nooooooooooo…"
"We even have a Fantasy League—!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES SPORTS, 'SPORTS' !!!"

Whole dang farm got blown across state lines.

Auntie Em!

"The 'apotheosis '…?
Hey fellas, the 'apotheosis '!
Well, oh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman!”

(( Sho-doo-bee. ))

( Sorry, but I refuse to glorify that whole-Studio 54-era … )

"Some of the best material to come out of the 70's…"

It's like jazz… it's all about the wine you don't throw in someone's face.

"Stop polishing me!"

Yeah.