I would welcome a show where non-shitty behavior is encouraged…

Yes.

I'll defer to Miss Giffords:

aka "The Four Tops" ?

SPOILER:
In the film, he calls his dog "Shithead."

Looks like No. 2.

"Asshole"…?
Did Navin Johnson name your cat?

Cripes, that sounds like a Celebrity Jeopardy category.

Who?!?

To be fair, the Mets have ruined many-a day.

Anybody know what the heck's going on with the investigation into Mike Flynn?

Sure kept 'em thin!

Actually, the Stones' Yoko was heroin.

Duly noted.

[ Sorry My parole officer won't let me upvote that. ]

Aw, Stechy… I can't stay not mad at you.

Russian trolls on the computer thing.

Did it have the Marv Albert occasionally yelling "Yes!" …?

"Listen, kid — I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA…
I'm out there busting my buns every… night!
Tell your old man to drag Laius and Tiresias up and down the court for 48 minutes! "

Oh, sure — he was great.