"Whatever, white people…"

( That's gotta be from an old Akroyd SNL sketch…? )

Hey, she wore a low-cut dress — quelle surprise!

How the hell is #1 #1… and how the hell is #8 not #1?

♫ Sharia don't like it… Rock de Casbah! Rock de Casbah! ♫

"I HAD SUCH A PRETTY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND…!!!!!!"

Indeed, Johanna looked pretty pissed-off during the introduction.
Also, if Bala got any more relaxed he'd be comatose.
Now, as for Tucker's sweater…

"Also, when Tucker had the lead going into FJ, his opponents had missed and his response had been revealed as correct, Alex oddly said "if you risked enough" even though the game was already his…"

The Beatles
circa late 1962 (after Ringo joined)
their final trip to Hamburg:

"Faster, Pussycat! Trill! Trill!"

aka "Queefer Madness"

We lost Red Wigglers.

Listen, dollface — this is 2017. We got bigger problems to deal with.

Very sad news — I always liked him.
R.I.P. and condolences to his family & friends.

I TOLD YA THIS INTERNET WAS THE DEVIL'S WORK…
… DAGGUMMIT, I TOLDS YA!!!

Well, that sucks.

"The answer, my friend, is blow it out your ass…"
—Mike (as "your TV movie hippie"), 614-San Francisco International

Wocka-wocka-wocka!

"Bunk with me tonight…"
"Riiiiiiiiight…"