Actually, I'm good.

Something-something Burt Ward!

And the award goes to… "Gravity."

Jeopardy should totally have a special week like that:
One contestant's knitting… one's making dinner… the other is watching porn…

Game, set, matchsticks.

True.
Also, all those triple-stumpers… and all those ugly, random guesses.

Something-something Golden Globes.

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S…

That's a shitload better than Curt Schilling!

Side effects include:
Possible drain bammage…
Random inopportune guessing…
Know-nothing syndrome…

As long as their women are tall, buxom, and constantly sponge-bathing I'll gladly let them get on top.

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

But you don't understand:
It wasn't just "any old game"…
It was a meaningless, regular season Arizona Diamondbacks game… in early June!!!

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S…

And the Amish!

Speaking of tweets, this wins my coveted "FAVORITE TWEET OF THE DAY"-award:

No, but I am now planning to kidnap Sarah's husband.

Exactly.
But the way the game was going, I wasn't totally sure that Bala had bet only $2,001!

You sound like tonight's Jeopardy contestants.

[~ "OCEAN'S ELEVEN" FUNKY MUSIC KICKS IN ~]