That was the "Geraldo opens Al Capone's vault"-of Jeopardy games.

"I'm hurt. And scared. And confused, and don't know what to say…!"

BUCKET, WE'LL DO IT LIVE !!!

He said "nicer person" — why, that Trump fellow is a complete asshole!

I'M NOT THE BUCKET! YOU'RE THE BUCKET!

Paul Ryan's mixing up the Kool-Aid as we speak.

"I think they're brownies or something. Mitch McConnell gave 'em to me.
Anyway, I sure slammed that glasses-wearing geek, yes-indeed!"

… while casually eating a chunk of his own shit.

That's great.
But he can just as easily mail them a check from prison.

That makes sense — if it had been a Repub leak, more people would've been screaming about it.

Bob Newhart!

"Beat the Clock!"

Well, regardless, there's gonna be lots of potential follow-up questions for Comey tomorrow.

It's a Major Major bummer!

Come Heller high water?

Pretty sure that Comey posted his opening statement today so that Trump couldn't yell "Executive Privilege!" at the last moment tomorrow morning.

Trebek tossed to the commercial with the following:
"We'll pause… as we always do…
And we'll come back… as we always do…"

To be fair, Ms. Pac Man was robbed in 1982.

Ha! Like that'll help!

"De plane! De plane!"