Double-sploosh!

Memo: sleep with Clem's wife while he's at the milk store.

No!
But she's a real blond, right?!?

Hell, I died in 1989.

But Ivanka told me they were champagne-pops!

That's as good of a reason to post as anything I've seen yet.

( Are you trying to say "ass"…? )

Whoa!
There's a kick-ass blond MILF in this film?
Why didn't someone tell me?!?

"WHERE'S THE BEEF ???"

Senator, I knew "great"…
I worked with "great"…
This is no "great."

She's certainly nervous… which is understandable… but I do hope she gets better w/all that as she goes.

We all do.

Yup. Time travelling down The Big Muddy!

Can't believe he didn't give the full name of the Angels.

That's not unusual.

God, she has trouble remembering to pick the next damn question!

MIKE: Proudest day of my life!
TREBEK: Holy fuck — that's pathetic!

That category was pretty damn easy.

Could've sworn that Twain's third novel was "Spirit of the Radio."

Baseball category! Woo-hoo!