I also like that with all of this planning and foresight, they've already run out of surgeon/dr types from their cryo/sleep pods. "We'll need two, no, three tops!" and the fact that, apparently, Sheriff Pope was the only one tasked with kidnapping everyone. Dude must have been busy.

Off topic. Every time I see "Daffy Dick" I laugh because I am, and will always be, 12.

Panel 1: Scene: Camp
Panel 2: Guy talking about how big his junk is.
Panel 3: Woman "yeah, right" look.

I helpfully point this phenomenon out to my wife whenever we're watching t.v. together. I just assumed my ability to detect this was special and I was impressing her. Now we won't have anything to talk about.

Did you debate between Gymkita and Drumkata before posting?

You traded all of your money for question marks and exclamation points.

Maybe Dan should just stop getting cancer and then he wouldn't have to fight cancer.

You gave it up, man - you don't get to make puns about it anymore.

He probably learned his arching on the streets and that just chaffed all of the university-trained archs wrong. They had it in for him from the start.

How did you become a former archaeologist? Did your captain pull you into his office and make you turn in your brush and trowel because, even though you got results, you never played by the rules?

Vegeta's other, lesser-known son (that it goes without saying he's ashamed of)?

She gets points for sequencing a double take with a gum swallow.

It probably started off as a sign of affection for the car. Pat pat pat…who's a good boy?

I only bothered to login to upvote this.

"and they laughed when I took those matador classes…"

can someone explain that ZZ Top video to me? i lived through that era and i guess i must have just blocked it all out. the best way to defeat sexism/bullying is to just become more confident in less clothing…to undergo the fabled "ugly librarian" makeover?

did this movie not have a scene with a dog doing a double take?

i was under the impression that there was just one all channel. thank you for clearing that up.

that is all the description i need to stay away from that. thank you.

this will anger my wife who still can't understand how Almost Human was canceled (but now the Last Ship is renewed)? is Falling Skies worth it?