What the fuck is a "forbearer?"

Yeah, the Guy Ritchie comparison was so utterly tone-deaf I had difficulty crediting the rest of the review.

Hope I die before I get old.

Put simply, in deference to you, Kent, it's like lasing a stick of dynamite.

A fad?? So this vintage tube amp and complete set of first-pressing Ambrosia albums won't put my kids through college??

Well now I don't have to look up the plural of "Vagina Dentata" (everyone's favorite Police album).

Salem the cat from 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch.' And hell yes I mean the cheaply animatronic version from the live-action TV show.

It's 'The Fifth Element' meets 'Maid in Manhattan'…how bad could it be??

Hey guys, seriously, how long until you correct the spelling of "Vulnicura" in the headline and stuff? Guys?

Her tweet actually says "Vulnicura," which means "sweater made of Matthew Barney's beard."

Was 'Blue Is the Warmest Color' blanked due to a Foreign-Language category technicality? Controversy aside, that was probably my favorite film of the year.

Are you joking about Crash?
Gotta agree with everyone else here that the omission of Crash is downright irresponsible. How can you appreciate the dude's work without catching arguably his most divisive (and certainly most controversial) film? And let's face it, Naked Lunch is a far less coherent film, so it can't be…

Not sure which one it would be…
…but the rockin'-est song of all time surely appears on a [Iggy and the] Stooges album. Yeah, I'm pretty confident.

Veronica Cartwright
Seriously, she is so damn creepy. Alien? The Witches of Eastwick? She's basically a cheat to make any film 10% more disturbing.

You must be joking
B+?? Not to split hairs, but this album is a solid A.

The Supreme Court Test
Wanky, noodling music is like pornography; you can't define it, but you know it when you see (hear) it.

Super pets
In comic books and cartoons, everyone has a pet that's even cooler than the hero. Superboy had Krypto, the Wonder Twins had Gleek, all of the animals were cooler than Tarzan, Blue Falcon had Wondermutt, He-Man had BattleCat… the list is endless.