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useful autistics
my cousin jimmy is autistic and he hardly ever solves crimes these days. he mostly stands in the corners of rooms breathing heavily.

very funny clip from "That Mitchell and Webb look"

She…was…only…16…years…old

It's true! We've shipped over an array of awful cunts to your beautiful country (Gordon Ramsay, Simon Cowell and Piers Moron to name but a few)
Please keep them forever

what faustian pact did piers moron sign in order to persuade the usa that he was a serious newsman and not, as we limeys all know, a complete and total cunt?

taglines for this show?
Hands off our kids you nasty aliens.

the treacle is close to killing this show. the skateboarding scene was awful. i wanted some alpha kid to push the little fucker off his board and keep it for himself. there's not enough nastiness in this show to make it believable.

new bond book
Anyone read the new bond book?
its called "Carte Blanche" and was written by Jeffery Deaver (An actual American person).
I'm wondering if they'll use it for the plot of the new film

i'm hungry
I wish I lived in america so i could eat a porterhouse steak.

i like the word minge. it rhymes with so many words.
why hasn't this caught on in the US?

everyone i know who still goes to the cinema has nothing but complaints about the prices, the ads , the long trailers rammed with plot spoilers and the other patrons whose infuriating behaviour you're forced to endure for hours.

lol

After all, when it comes down to it, who's really signing this contract anyway …

i love these proopcasts. he's so funny and erudite but the audience never keeps up with him. once you can get past the awkwardness of a mostly silent "crowd" ( I get the impression there's no more than a dozen people in the room) there is a great deal to be enjoyed.

anti-semitic?
I was liking this movie (some beatiful Scandinavian scenery) until the Trolls turn up.

In Mixology this quiet, contemplative drive home was the thing that rang false with me.
In my twenties, the walk/drive home after the drinking was done was often the most raucous part of the night out. It's when a group of booze soaked people hit cold air and go batshit crazy.

Brandon Routh was the only good thing about that turd of a film.

crazy zippo
When I was a young stripling I wanted one of those zippos with the huge flame that kenickie uses.
I'm sad to say i still want one.. any idea how that effect was achieved?

Yes! The latest Proopcast was recorded in front of an unusually appreciative audience in New Zealand and was very funny. Listen to it!