As in:
Put the kettle on, I'm parched! My mouth's drier than Ghandi's jockstrap!

As in:
Put the kettle on, I'm parched! My mouth's drier than Ghandi's jockstrap!

Ice Cold in Alex

Think I'll go and crash my bike on Coldharbour Lane then in 6 months time the AV club can see me on that there Septic telly