Where's the pliers?
Goddammit, where's the pliers?
WILMA! Where'd you put my ELECTRIC DRILL?

What, nobody remembers the remake Megaville from 1990?

"Three days it had been since we'd last eaten. Worms. Thick, ropey."

They didn't want it but he built it anyway!

Karloff had a mean guacamole recipe, too:

Oh please!

That's Slaves of Spiegel! I always wanted to try a Day Of Wrath: "It has a whole eggplant, two slabs of whole wheat pizza dough, all sixteen flavors of ice cream, fresh figs, pistachio nuts, a lobster, and assorted fresh garden vegetables and fruit. The whole thing goes into a freshly laundered regulation army…

Out of some misguided sense of nostalgia, I looked up the Wax Trax! store in Google Maps. Current residents of 2449 North Lincoln Avenue: The "Lincoln Park Institute", specializing in oral, facial, and cosmetic surgery. I'm not sure if this is a huge change or not a change at all.

Where did you get this fucking car, anyways? What is this, a Dodge?

What part don't you understand?

The Mekons "Rock 'n' Roll".  Hard to explain why I like it so much, but I'll try:

Eh. It's a put-on.

I like it here! It's NICE!

Speaking of covers, how about Einstürzende Neubauten's version of Sand? Blixa is pretty amazing singing both parts.  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Speaking of covers, how about Einstürzende Neubauten's version of Sand? Blixa is pretty amazing singing both parts.  http://www.youtube.com/watc…