Diiiiiiiisqus… Diiiiiiiiiiiiisqus… give me your answer please…

I'm in the killin' Disqus business.

[FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS]

Mr. President, we must not allow a snark gap!

I've been marshalling my strategic take reserve.

AIDSCancer

meh

eh

Oh hey everyone. I was over in Reasonable Discussions. Anyone I like in here?

Long programmer is long.

More Stephen King references! Maybe we'll have our threads cut by the strange little doctors like in Insomnia!

You know what it takes to get out of the greys?

Was Stinky the name of one of his boytoys?

Third place is the home version of our game!

Not The A.V. Club

It'll be like Hands on a Hardbody or The Long Walk.

…are you actually Reginald VelJohnson?

Good comment-avatar synergy.

You're forgiven.

You know, 28 Days Later was great in all respects, except for at the beginning when someone asks what they monkeys are infected with and they do a closeup on the very serious scientist and he says, very seriously, "Rage."