It matters not how strait the gate
How charged with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul

















[FARTS]

This whole transition turns out to be one big…

Downvoted.

That's the beauty of it. It doesn't do anything!

I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by Kinja farting hysterical naked

Draw me, Riley. Draw me like one of your sweet laurel canyon girls.

Surprise Food? Like… you think you're eating beef but it turns out to be human meat?

So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea. They should have sent a poet… of farts.

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to

It looks like you're writing a comment! Would you like help?

"I am become Kinja. Destroyer of worlds."

My God! It's full of farts!

Where's Lying Cat when you need him?

My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it.

The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

BABIES EVERYWHERE

I wish all the novelty accounts would have the last word. Reposted Wookieepedia, Reposted A7X, Mr Meseeks, Guy Posting in Wrong Thread, Seinfeld Quote Generator, Ricky Coogin.

They can't even ruin this site on time.

We're all fine here, everything's fine, situation normal.

Heh, anybone.