QED Carbondale IL is a hellmouth, WHICH IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME

Pure sound molecules have been known to drive a listener mad. Mad I tell you!

Well, two of them are Civil War battles so I assume we can look forward to Corgan picking up the mantle of aging rockers weighing in on politics. Move over, Henley. Sit down, Nugent. There's a new sheriff in town!

Ah, get over here ya big lug and sign my yearbook.

It's a Podmass miracle!

That girl's name? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Two big hits!

I, in general, would prefer good things to happen to Fastball. Not, like, win the lottery, but I hope they make a middle class living from music for as long as they want.

I frequently dream of promiscuous teens.

No, continue stimulating my genitals.

Promiscuous teens, you say? What're we talking about? Like, high school freshmen and sophomores or, like… college students?

That sounds like something I would say!

You're 100% pure party animal like wham-o, dude.

Big ups to apples, MLA, ghost of eazy e, #Whovian, Dikachu, Bizarro Sacrelicious, Reginald VelJohnson and Ellsworth Toohey holding it down in the 216, Gumbercules (I love that guy) and Scooty Puff, Sr. for making me laugh by simply existing, the stalwart Isis Uptown, Ricky Coogin because why the hell not, Guy Posting…

♫It's a long way to Tipperary
it's a long was to go
It's a long way to Tipperary
to the sweetest gal I know
farewell to Piccadilly
so long Leister Square
It's a long way to Tipperary
but my heart lies there♫

It'a vertaibly yhe modt imprexxive yhing THID predfisent jas dine.

I loojef ay yhe exlipse amd o cam see gine.

The only thing that would be better than this on the St. Kinja's Eve would be a farewell letter from Cameron Esposito.

It's this kind of thoughtful, expansive commentary that I will really miss in the Kinjadome.

Who you?