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How is Orbit not appropriate?

What a time to be 90s alt-rock band Live.

I don't think that's a fact!

This AV Club is afraid of me…I have seen its true face. The newswires are extended gutters and the gutters are full of that sweet laurel canyon sound and when the drains finally scab over, all the commentariat will drown. The accumulated filth of all their memes and references will foam up about their waists and all

The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with that sweet Laurel Canyon sound, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of comments were burnt up, and all upvotes were burnt up.

No grey, no grey! You're the grey!

Even more unthinkable: Disney lied to us!

…by the death of television pioneer and America's sweetheart, Mary Tyler Moore.

And anyone hating on Jim Steinman can go suck a fuck

"I See a Darkness (Johnny Cash version)

What else are we going to do? Work?

You can't explain that.

I DEMAND A FINDERS FEE OF 10% OF ALL UPVOTES GENERATED IN THIS COMMENT SECTION.

HAT TIP: CIGARETTE

Yes. But do so after he records dialogue for the game.

The harder you hold on to it, the more it slips from your grasp.









































[FARTS]

Except that those chuckleheads wouldn't take a bullet for anybody. Shit, they'd probably dive behind Trump when they heard shots.

Not adequately staffing your office and then blowing through your budget with overtime, and then, presumably, forced unpaid overtime?

I imagine the end result will probably be the Secret Service deferring overtime payments. The working man gets screwed by the bosses again.

Meh, I don't care for mental health professionals doing public celebrity diagnoses. I think it discredits the practice and encourages armchair pop psychology.