You son of a bitch.

Oh sure, put spoilers on the front page.

We have the inevitable heat death of the universe to look forward to.

I don't trust any man with three first names.

HEY EVERYONE DID YOU HEAR JERRY LEWIS DIED

I'm a giant ant!

Pandering for memes is frowned upon!

But did you actually look at it?

Who?

Yeah but I vaguely recall it being people

Unrelated: there's some movie or TV show with a joke about a band that had all bass instruments. Lead bass, rhythm bass, bass keyboards, bass drums. Does this ring any bells? Was that joke somewhere in The Rutles or Spinal Tap or something else?

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

That is exactly how I always felt about Sonic. The Poochie to Itchy & Scratchy's Mario.

Lady Covfefe for short.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

"Bannon says that he submitted his resignation on August 7, only to have its announcement interrupted [a week later]"?

You're posting an awful lot of refutations of arguments I didn't make. Are you trying to pick a fight with me or something?

Here's a little overview
https://www.theatlantic.com…

Also, on what charge are you being arrested? Locking your phone?

Short answer: 5th Amendment protects you from incriminating yourself by divulging information (such as a passcode). The courts have held that being compelled to provide biometric information like a thumbprint does not constitute self-incrimination. So if you have TouchID enabled, courts can get a warrant for your…