Unrelated: this Saturday, my local theater is doing midnight showings of both Serenity and It Stains the Sands Red. I know I love Serenity, and even though ISTSR looks so good, it's still a gamble!

Yes

The rhyming Becktionary!

But the sequels are endless.

The ones I remember are from Married with Children, "The original Big 'Uns were forty pages. That's eighty 'Uns!"

These are the worst kept secrets among porn lovers.

"This dong brought to you by Viagara"

I don't watch porn with men in them anymore. There is so little wheat in that chaff it's not worth it.

You don't have to. You've built up a complex personal profile by visiting web sites, signing up for mailing lists, and contributing to this very discussion forum. Marketing companies probably know more about you than you do just from your browsing history. Which reminds me, you should keep an eye on that mole. Watch…

Writing an opera about the making of *batteries not included?

Women should be injected, plucked, buffed, stuffed, starved, scraped, and depilated, just like God intended!

I thought you people believed in English as an official language.

cool comment bro

Well, yeah, given the absurd lengths the porn industry has gone with breasts. They usually look like grapefruits duct taped to a torso.

We made it through Kucinich as mayor.

I forgot Bizzaro!

It's so funny that Leary brings up Cassavettes. He was such a sensitive, artsy filmmaker.

"Chris Evans, who many people agree is the superior Chris"
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY GODDAMNED MOUTH

A song recorded for Pet Sounds but released prior displays a comparable level of craft and artistry as Pet Sounds? MON DIEU

Objection: *farts*