Ooh, more Adventure Time or, as I've come to think about it, "the opposite of everything happening right now."

See statement 3.

Children, Forgetful Jones, people who had just woke up from a coma, everyone on Opposite Day, all the knaves from the Island of Knights and Knaves.

Bonnie Tyler fucking rules. Jim Steinman fucking rules. Haters can FOAD.

2024 totality will be going right over my house in 2024 so this eclipse can go fuck itself.

*farts*

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

…is something we say every other week or so.

[Farts]

*two of

If Home Improvement was canceled why are there still Home Improvement reruns

If oaks grow from acorns, why are there still acorns?

Nah just some West Wing clips

Remember that time Josh did a press briefing?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

whoops wrong thread

Youngest person ever in that role, by 3 or 4 years.

This one, I know, is a lie on multiple levels.

Roll your own! A pouch of bugler's like $10. Also, it slows you down.

One day Tingle will get his due!

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