Pottery Barn…
doesn't sell Star Wars sheets. Was that supposed to be a funny?

My Hyundai
is sassy as shit.

My Hyundai
is sassy as shit.

Don't forget the music!
I think this movie was my first exposure to Faith No More and Slayer. The songs "Surprise! You're Dead" and "Angel of Death" are used in scenes of mogwai torture and general gremlin mischief. I knew gremlins were awesome, but what were these sinister sounds I was hearing? Also, while FNM and…

I'm not sure which Beck I like.
I think I like Stereopathetic Soulmanure more than anything else he's done. There's a lot of bullshit, sure, but there's a handful of fun folk/country western tunes (Rowboat, The Spirit Moves Me, Puttin' It Down, Satan Gave Me a Taco, Modesto) that feature lyrcis with better imagery and…

Product placement, even!
Mac Book Air? Good to know which brand and model of notebook computer he used to shit out that incoherent rant.

I was hoping
that she'd explain her awful performance in "Hannibal". Sure, it wasn't a great movie to begin with, but she really sucked.

Favorite episode/moment??
I'm not suggesting that all die-hard fans should share the same favorite episodes, but I'm puzzled by your "choose-at-gunpoint" selection, "Colonel Homer". Um, really? And you chose that for the "pure joy" that is "Bagged Me a Homer"? Is that to say that "Bagged Me a Homer" is your favorite…

Pretty damn good?
That song sounded pretty damn mediocre.

Too bad
This might have succeeded as a TV miniseries. Maybe. And one thing absent from the review I'm curious about is the gore. The book gets absolutely nasty with the mutilation and amputation and bone-snapping. Is the film a gorefest? If nothing else, I'd think those scenese would be pretty intense even if the rest…