"Toilet olive? I'd also offer you something to drink, but the deans are still breathing."

On picking a 44th? "Continuum" is looking good.

A decanter of deans!

Also, and I realize it might be tempting, especially after this very post, Urban Dictionary, useful as it generally is, might ruin the baking image that at the moment occupies our brain.

You should bequeath your Criterion collection to all of us while you're still alive; I'm sure that will go well and won't lead to internal strife.

Me and Shirley have matching aprons!

Ever since Elena [redacted], I've been wondering what the interaction between her and Katherine would now be like.

Something did happen after the episode where April and Andy drive to the Grand Canyon. I still like the show a lot, but it seems to have stopped aiming for greatness (sorry for the phrase; I can't think of a better way to put it) and settled for a mildly treacly everything's-always-all-right vibe.

I liked that Walter was ready to sacrifice his centrality in the proceedings, and agreed to let September be the one who escorts Michael to the future.

The best thing about characters like Fauxlivia (or the doppelganger in "The Vampire Diaries") is that one can't be spoiled about their imminent appearance by looking at the opening credits.

The place will be littered with puns.

Obviously by cultivating the least human-like affect in the world. They blend right in!

Ah, good, now I have a place from which to drunk-dial Kara (Lady Reese, TM sbt).

Lesson: Don't steal ploys from The Brady Bunch (the "Jan Brady" = my boyfriend goes to another school, you totally don't know him).

It'd be a pity to waste all those garters, Peter Pan collars, aprons, and feather dusters. (Wow, literally every single thing on Earth is a kink, isn't it?)

something something redheads something oldest first I don't have the guts to make that joke.

Finish your peas! This has been a French-language "joke."

Successfully summoned!

Brace yourself for a lot of argyle.

Welcome to Neptune High: Can be combative!