Not really "free," but included with purchase.

LOVE WILL KEEP THEM TOGETHER.

Oh, good! The curtains are on fire!

Get a mammogram, man!

Would you accept this participation trophy?

:)

I told you, I'm not Xenu, I'm Lucy Lawless.

I just think they're neat!

IF YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO RELAX A HORSE I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT

None of them received a hero's welcome.

But it's only pennies per serving!

"Just relax and let the hooks do their work!"

WALLA WALLA

"just plain, ordinary Lipton's tea."

Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?

And LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !!

And just look at that shine!

But Ron Livingston and Kyle Chandler are both still the same person, right?

Tappa tappa tappa!

This flat-out, straight-up ranks right up there with Weird Al's best work. By which I mean it is freaking hysterical.