It will be like one of those infinite mirror thingies.

English luaus must suck

It's also the story of Oedipus, and a few other less famous people/gods.  A pretty common motif in Greek mythology.

Marilyn Monroe's Pill Bottle.

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He's going to need to be a leader on the court and in the locker room.

My daughter knows it and she's 12.

Where else is America going to watch an edited version of the Shawkshank Redemption every single day?

If god wouldn't build his holy land(s) on top of all that oil, we wouldn't have this problem.

RACIST!

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He wears nicer clothes, too.  In a lot of his old specials his suits looked like he got them out of a charity box, but in his last special he was wearing a well tailored navy DB that looked great.  He wears success well.

So those were a real thing?  I thought Von Trier made those up.

I'm here as long as O'Neal is.  His are the only articles I read, even when he's reporting on sub TMZ crap.  Other than that I just read the comments.

What that little girl needed more than anything was to see her mom get into a screaming match with a stranger.  That's what a responsible person would have done.

It's like a step removed from saying "and she's all FAT now, too"

I am very tired this afternoon and i briefly read this as Channing Tatum not appearing in the new Blow-Up.  Which would be ridiculous because if there is any present day cinematic equivalent to David Hemmings it's Channing Tatum.

Aw I can't hate that.  Sheep are the cutest animals, making sheeple the cutest human-animal hybrids.

Yeah I'm surprised everyone is knee jerking to Apple's side. I don't know the details, but if they sold something and were misleading about what they were selling, that is bullshit and they ought to be held accountable.

I'm doing the hard work on CNN.com while you guys are wasting your time with this nonsense.  GET INVOLVED SHEEPLE!